(09-13-2008, 12:15 AM)Man53 link Wrote: Because he's from Texas..... (Sadly)
Texans are the cream o' the crop, and we the way it actually went on the 2004 vote count was  this:

1.)"Well, it's a 50/50 split, what can we do boys? Not another Florida style election please!"
2.) "Hmm, yes, let's try to avoid that...."
3.) "Those Texans sure do seem to have things together. One of the best states ever, and hell they've still got the right of secession, and they're even home to "America's Team" so, they can't be all that bad. Right?"

1.) "Yeah, go Cowboys!"
3.) "#^%$#@ Straight."
2.) "I don't know guys, have you taken a look at that Texan fellow?"

1.) "Well, yeah, but you consider this...: Texas has had him as Governor for how long now?, Surely if he were that bad, they'd have gotten rid of him!"
2.) "Maybe, but thats beside the point, Governor and President aren't much alike...."
3.) "Can't be too different."

1.) "I say we give it to that Texan fella, because Texas is awesome, really now, whats the other fellow going to say? 'This election was rigged, I want a recount?" After Gore, I don't expect we'll go through THAT again."
3.) "Yeah, give the monkey-man Texan a shot."
2.) "It's 2 against one now isn't it....?"

1.) "Thats it, Bush wins the last three votes 2:1!"
3.) "Go Cowboys!"
2.) ...."3, You own a gun, right?"