RBL Comlink

wait till he feels the crystal snake working it's way up his legs. one bite and nighty night.

*inside the ship*

**Fireyone233 feel a snake up his leg and picks it up.**

Oh snake *activates his demon fire which doesn't need oxygen and barbecues the snake then takes a bite* mmm just like mom used to make hey i wonder when the pick up ship gets here cause im getting kinda close to the astroids.

*uses the force to pull fireyone aside* 

"step back mate, let a "real" starfighter pilot show ya how it's done......................r2vader stop laughing!@#$%^&*(    "

IM ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Kisses the ground of the station floor whlie pulling out murphy, his trusty shock toy, and stab ace in the rear.*

That was not being in the ship when you should have.

*Grab's fireyone's tazer before it makes contact with Ace....*
"Trust me you'd have had a huge feeling of regret, especially after that snake's poison starts to hit you...."


*Walks off while Laughing under his breath*
You fell for the oldest trick in the book Fireyone, .... "one bite, and nighty night".... Nobody said the snake had to bite you....

"Somebody get that kid a medic.... Padme's still around I think, and VC.... ah wonderful VC... I mean, /cough uhm, VC's on Vacation....."

*A combined Force lift with the other jedi to life the X-Wing up into the air for mechanic Snoop to fix the "damaged" frame, and a quick paced walk back to the launch pad*

"Ace, you're up.... Silly kid Fireyone almost broke the darn thing, good luck Mate! *S*"

*Fireyone233 is still awake even though he bit the snake.*

;D Hah Being part flame demon my body is resistant to almost all forms of posion venom posion and sleep posion are among those.

*inside the cockpit of said x-wing*

"Uhhhhh Snoop we may have a slight problem.................are all the instrument panels supposed to light up or stay dark.........??  Ahhhhhhhh cause right now they are all dark.  Ohhhhh wait the hud just came to life........holy h*ll what language is that????!@#$%^&*  I think I'm gonna need r2vader back there in the 'socket."

*a sudden blaring warning klaxon sounds:  BEEP, BEEP, BEEP*

"Ohhhh bloody ell..........Snoop??????" 

LMAO

Don't worry bout the instrument panels Ace....they don't work anyway :-X ;D,you're a test pilot and this is pure seat of the pants flying.  :o Oh, and btw...MTFBWY.  (you'll need it)  ;D ;D Make it through this and I MIGHT even let you try out my doghouse...lol.

*Fireyone233 looks at the vid feed from the X-wing.*

Umm I don't think I ate the snake cause there is something sliding by Aces leg.

B5: Yeah looks like that.

Crap!

Alright, enough chatter...PREPARE THE RUBBER BAND!!

**a band starts to play music with rubber intruments**


...not now guys, the party is later.

**the Rubber Band stops playing, all dejected, while the ACME rubber band is pulled and the Xwing is launched** WOO HOO!  That was much better!