Buahah, You're right Tank, Goku's loincloth line = the horrible!
*starts rubbing eyes to get that awful scene out of them.............then uses a force mind trick on himself to erase this hideous mess from his mind!*
....and to think *eyes water at the memory* this is AFTER I had the fire hoses turned on him to wash some of the stench away. :

*hops up the bar top in a kilt* And now me laddies!! A good ole' Scottish jig!!
*begins dancing on the bartop*
Noooooo!!! Who let the dancing fool have the keys to that closet! BRAVELY RUN AWAY!!!
**Ofcourse the normal pschow! of a blaster, or zwwmph! of a saber thrown is too common, so I had to add a twist to this to solve our dancing problem**
**The occasionally appearing Dark Sith slowly creaps up behind the "Wanna be scot" and uses a 20th century Navy Seal's combat knife to "dis-connect" Goku1's Saiyan pride....
*Sorry Ladies and Gents for such a gruesome display of misbehavior, but somtimes things are necissary to keep the children at bay.*
☼§☼ Man53 OuT! (No more sayians for RBL

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....a simple trout thwacking would have been just as effective and not nearly as messy.
Yeah, those trout don't leave marks the bacta tanks can cure..lol