RBL Comlink

No no no...you don't get it. You don't ride it as you work on the floor...you ride it just to see how long you can stay ON it. Not an easy feat either.

don't forget to spread a generous amount of water over the floor before mounting that buffer.. it improves both your time AND the chances of electricution.

*pictures a glowing skelleton atop a spining buffer all wound up in the buffer cord like a yo-yo*

*Imagines Tank on a buffer with a cowboy hat on*