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The Loving Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking ¤950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

LMAO you finally found a good one !!!!!!

Holy crud!! He just ruined that guys life!!!

OMG wheres my cell phone!? Aslan you didnt give it to Tak did you?

what does SNAFU stand for Tank?

Situation Normal....All Fouled Up. ;D

ah, in other words, the book of total nonsense....

Not exactly. It's the book of jokes that the Book of YUB! doesn't touch....(only because some of those pages were 'misplaced' and found in another brand new book ;D )

One could say the book of "snafu" is the unedited version of the book of "yub"

sweet