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Motto: The Just Shall Live By Faith
Taken from his village on the Forest Moon of Endor, The Ewok named Aslan was subjected to numerous genetic, intelligence, and personality testing. All at the hands of the Empire.
After the Battle of Endor, Aslan, and other test subjects were to be moved to a more secure location. Aslan though, escaped, fleeing in a stolen shuttle.
He arrived at RBL HQ, and the high command noticed his incredible intelligence, giving him the job as Chief Engineer on the spot.
Little did they know though, was that while the Empire wanted to make him smarter, they also wanted to increase his aggressiveness. While successful, for the most part, there was one side-effect they didn't foresee...
Aslan had become a compulsive prankster.
Over the course of time, everyone had succumbed to his pranks, at one time or another, all the while following his book, the Book of Yub!. But his Book of Yub was not only a Joke and Prank reference, it was also a religious and deep thought reference, his only saving grace from getting kicked out the airlock after a prank.
Moving up the ranks, Aslan now runs his own bar, where he fixes the best drinks in the Galaxy, and keeps close eyes on the tabs. He invites all to enter, and he will either console you in time of need, or tease you as you eat and drink.
So welcome all, but beware the power.... of the Pee Tree!